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“The Tale of Grandma Edna’s Boring Christmas Sweaters”

Every Christmas, Grandma Edna proudly unveiled her infamous sweaters. They didn’t inspire laughter or win ugly sweater contests—they were just dull. No glitter, no pompoms, no reindeer doing yoga. Just plain red or green knit rectangles adorned with awkward snowflakes or crooked Christmas trees. Each year, the family braced for their arrival.

Edna crafted every sweater with her own wrinkled hands, pulling yarn from her ancient sewing basket. She beamed with pride as she handed them out, blissfully unaware of their lack of personality. Or style. Or anything remotely interesting.

Cousin Tim, the family’s resident jokester, always tried to add some humor. “What’s this pattern supposed to be?” he asked one year, poking at the stitches on his chest. “A snowstorm or just Grandma getting tired halfway through?” Nervous laughter followed, while Edna mistook his jab for praise.

Then one Christmas, Edna outdid herself. She presented sweaters that were just beige. No patterns, no designs, no flair—just dull, lifeless beige. The family reluctantly wore them, standing around the living room like a sad, monotone Christmas cult. But then, the unexpected happened.

A neighbor stopped by with cookies and burst out laughing at the sight. “You all look like a modern art exhibit!” she exclaimed. The family didn’t know whether to cringe or laugh, but somehow, the comment stuck. A local magazine picked up the story and featured the family as The Beige Christmas Brigade. Edna basked in the glory of her unexpected fame.

From that year on, the family leaned into the absurdity. They wore Edna’s sweaters proudly, embracing the charm of their dullness. If they couldn’t escape the sweaters, they might as well make them iconic. And so, Grandma Edna’s boring sweaters became a bizarre holiday tradition worth celebrating.