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“Semi-Auto Shenanigans in Sector Z”
In the distant reaches of Sector Z, where space bars boasted questionable drinks and even more questionable patrons, Captain Jet Blarney made his living selling semi-auto space guns. “Why semi-auto?” people often asked. To which Jet always replied with a sly grin, “Because full-auto is for show-offs, and single-shot is for cowards.”
Business boomed, at least until one fateful day when Jet’s rival, Rusty “Laser Lips” Crankshaft, swaggered into town with a case of Turbo Beam Blasters. These things fired faster than an asteroid on rocket fuel. Rusty plopped one on the counter of Jet’s shop and sneered, “Looks like your little pop-guns are about to go extinct.”
Jet wasn’t one to back down from a challenge. “Semi-auto has style,” he countered, leaning confidently on the counter. “Precision! Control! You can’t outclass a weapon that knows the value of a good pause.” Rusty rolled his eyes and, after a dramatic pause of his own, challenged Jet to a classic Space Duel to settle the matter.
The rules were simple: each took ten paces in their gravity boots, turned, and fired. But what no one expected was Jet’s signature Gizmo-Gun, a semi-auto space gun with all the bells and whistles. As Jet explained while polishing it dramatically, “It’s not about how fast it fires. It’s about how much fun it has while doing it.”
When the duel began, Jet’s gun fired precision laser bursts—pew! pew! pew!—that ricocheted off a space mirror, an old satellite, and Rusty’s metal hat, leaving him spinning in a confused circle. The crowd cheered, and, after a moment of consideration, Rusty admitted defeat. “Alright, Blarney,” he grumbled, “your semi-auto has… charm.”
Jet laughed, tossing his gun into the air and catching it smoothly. “Charm wins every time.” And so, semi-auto space guns remained the coolest thing in Sector Z.
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